I’m pretty sure you all missed our Weird Wednesday. As mentioned below we watched a whole lotta movies yesterday, among them the ‘Dawn of Dead’ horror film. You know, about zombies and stuff and how they spread all over the place. At the beginning it seems like a group of friends would survive. Just a common horror-film.

Any questions left? So then. This is what Tom, one of my friends, was thinking about all day long.

Here is Tom’s list of 10 more things you should know to stay alive:

1. Don´t have too close relationships to blond girls. They’ll always die first, in the end!

2. In fact in the end everybody will die!

3. Always destroy a zombie’s brain. If there’s a person and you are a hundred percent sure, he or she doesn’t have a brain. Run Forrest run. You won’t survive.

4. Play funny games in your spare time, such as shooting celebrity zombies from roof tops.

5. Always keep da army in view. They have enough weapons to smash those zombie bastards.

6. Zombies get the runs if they get bitten.

7. Spend your life in small groups, you´ll always fall in love in the end. But that won´t help, since you’ll die anyways!

8. Commit suicide with a huge amount of explosives, will help to get rid of half a dozen of zombies.

9. Watch out for the sonovabitch, because you will kill him in the end. He betrays the whole group and is selfish.

10. And in the end, there’s always a nude scene. So get naked!

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